Anti Resume

1985–1999: The Back-Bench Dynasty

Successfully failed school almost every single year. Maintained a 0% attendance-to-attention ratio.
  • The Lesson: Standardized testing and I had a mutual understanding: we both had no idea what the other was doing.

2006–2019: Knot & Baby Boy

Cast myself as a lead role in a traditional arranged marriage storyline for 13 years. The spin-off was legally canceled in 2019.
  • The Lesson: Turns out my destiny isn't a team sport. I'm back to flying solo, which is great, except I really dropped the ball on fighting for custody of the kid. Now who's going to laugh at my terrible jokes?

2019: The 30,000 km Asphalt Blur

Drove from Bangalore to Bhutan, tracked all the way up to Kashmir (Turtuk), and pushed right against the Tibet border at Bum La Pass.
  • The Lesson: You can outrun a lot of things, but you can't outrun your own head, even in a different country.

2020: Brain Reboot

Aggressively downsized my life to figure out what the word "enough" actually means.
  • The Lesson: Radical minimalism isn't a trend; it's a survival tactic. Digitized only what mattered.

2025: The Great Escape

Took a glorious 8-month career break to master the art of doing absolutely nothing corporate.
  • The Lesson: Productivity is a trap; presence is the prize.

Personality

Simple Joys

  • Minimalism: If it doesn’t fit in a backpack or serve a purpose.
  • Long walks: 0% emotional maintenance, 100% health.
  • Silent Mornings: Before the world starts manufacturing artificial emergencies.
  • Movies: Always ready to get lost in a magical world. 🎬✨ Pass the popcorn.

Hard No's

  • Cringe: Don't get me started.
  • Cluttered Desks: Physical manifestations of a chaotic brain.
  • Flex Culture: People who treat life like a non-stop audition.
  • Hype Lines: Waiting two hours for a heavily branded burger.

Records

Mountain Receipts

  • Road Trip: 30,000 km cross-country drive.
  • JMT Solo: 170 miles, 47,000 ft vertical gain, 10 days of isolation.
  • EBC Trek: 80 miles, summited 5,545m (18,192 ft).
  • Summits: Mt. Dana, Half Dome.
  • Daily Routine: 10-mile hike, every day for 3 years.

Life Receipts

  • Academic: Failed 5th grade twice.
  • Marriage: Split the stats. Lost 1 spouse, 1 kid - Math is brutal.
  • Silence: Completed a 30-day silent retreat.
  • Ink: 13 hidden stories anchored in tattoos.
  • Quest: Seeking a co-pilot for mountain peaks or morning coffee ✨